Your mouth is God's brothel.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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