the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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