Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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