if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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