I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
