operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
