Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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