matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
where am i from again
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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