the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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