just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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