the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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