Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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