where am i from again
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This baby is an asshole
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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