i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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