Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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