yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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