I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
How does one acquire holy water?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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