I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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