come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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