I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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