at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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