You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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