I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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