Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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