She said her name was "party"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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