who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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