Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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