Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
