I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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