I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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