what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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