Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie