Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.