I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.