that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Of course I have a pirate flag
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE