just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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