I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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