yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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