It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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