I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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