thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
