you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
...so i touched it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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