I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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