the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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