just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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