We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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