I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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