Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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