i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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