what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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