Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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