Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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