it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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