I think i peed on brittanys purse
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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