No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
