Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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