Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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