Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I only lived at night.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
