I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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