Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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