I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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