so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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